Pouring Champagne on your phone a la Lil Jon is so 2016. If you’ve got excess, excess income and sparkling to spare, it’s apparently time to upgrade to a Bubbly Blaster.
According to the Bubbly Blaster website, the water-gun-esque contraption is “fun for any occasion.” Basically, what they’re saying is, festival season will never be the same.
“We’ve come up with a way to spray [C]hampagne that makes it even more fun and with less mess,” the company says. “The Bubbly Blaster attaches to any [C]hampagne bottle, turning it into a long-lasting champers cannon!”
The news comes as a relief, considering buying expensive wine and spraying it at our friends instead of drinking it was just too messy. Rest assured, the patented sparkling wine squirter also “comfy to hold” and “efficient.” Don’t you just hate waste?
The gun comes in five colorways: gold (sold out); rose gold; pink; black; and white, each for a cool $99.99. The GoPro-compatible video mount and universal phone cradle are extra.
Call us crazy, but we find the most efficient way to enjoy our “champers” to be, you know, drinking it. But then, we’re frugal booze-lovers. To each their own.