From smelling the wine, not the cork to see if it’s corked and keeping your thumb on top of champagne bottles, Maryse Chevriere busts the biggest myths.
Chill light-bodied, low-tannin, aromatic red wines: Aim for somewhere in the 10–13C range; it will make the wine taste more refreshing and help highlight fruit flavors and the brightness of a wine’s acidity.
Invest in a good bottle opener: Specifically, a ‘waiter’s friend’ (or wine key) with a double-hinge fulcrum (the metal part). The flexibility of this style will help keep you from breaking the cork. And it’s not an expensive tool, either – you can generally find them for under £10 in a supermarket, cookery or wine shop.
Consider decanting your wine: Traditionally used to separate sediment off the wine in older red bottles, decanting has become more fashionable and common across the board these days. The real benefit of the process is that it gently exposes the wine to air, softening its acids and tannin, effectively smoothing out all the sharp edges and wrinkles. It can be particularly helpful in taming the funk that comes off so-called reductive wines.
Smell your glasses before you use them: As important as it’s to make sure your dishware and cutlery are clean before you use them, so it goes with your glassware. One of the best, most enjoyable parts about drinking wine is appreciating its fragrance.
It’s best that there’s no residual soap smell or dusty cupboard taint getting in the way.
Serve your white wines too cold: Why? Because you’ll tasteless. Light-bodied, less-aromatic wines should be served colder, in the 4–8C range, whereas more expressive and fuller-bodied whites should ideally be served in the slightly-warmer-but-still technically cold range of 8–10C.
Serve your red wines too warm: Heat will exacerbate the alcohol content of a wine, making your nose hairs burn when you go in for a big whiff. Conventional wisdom generally dictates that light-to medium-bodied reds should be served around 13–15C, while fuller-bodied reds are better enjoyed in the 15–20C range.
Smell the cork to verify that your wine isn’t corked: Instead, smell the wine itself! Taking a quick whiff over the bottle opening will suffice. If it doesn’t smell like damp cardboard or wet dog, you’re good. Because, at the end of the day, even a cork that isn’t tainted still smells like cork, so really how helpful is it to smell it?
Take your thumb off the cork and cage when you’re opening sparkling wine: Opening a bottle of bubbly should look something like this: cut and remove the top of the foil. Put your thumb over the cage, twist opens the cage tab (without taking it off), angle the bottle and rotate the base with one hand as the other wriggles the cork in the opposite direction, slowly pulling up. Keeping your hand on the cork until it’s off is the best insurance policy against it violently popping off in potentially dangerous directions.
Overpour your glass: Seriously, no matter how rough the day. If the glass is too full and you try to do your best professional swirl-and-sniff, chances are you’re going to end up making a mess.
Let past-its-prime, open wine go to waste: See if you can’t find a recipe for a stew, or soup or sauce where it can be given a respectable second-chance at life.